I apologize for "Inside Pitch's" little X-Mas hiatus, but I have been in the midst of heavy drama in my first Strat-O-Matic baseball league draft. To understand the title of this blog I will have to... well just keep reading. I'm sure there are a couple of baseball wack-a-doos like myself who know what I'm talking about, but for the casual fan who has never heard of Strat-O-Matic, let me explain.
Myself and five friends are presently drafting six 26-man teams (with a hypothetical $26 budget) from the 1948 National League Season. The draft is a nine-round secret bid e-mail auction. Once the teams are drafted we play against each other in an abbreviated version of the 1948 season (31 Games). While there is now computerized Strat-O-Matic, my friends and I are playing the traditional way--- a mixture of special dice and detailed player-rated cards decide the outcome of each at bat. The rest of the game is managed normally and managers are posed with the same Strato-scratching questions as real Major League managers:
"Seventh inning, all tied up with the bases loaded and two-outs---Do I pinch hit Spider Jorgenson for Sheldon Jones even though my bullpen is trash? I wonder if I should hold Preacher Roe back a day and pitch him on 5 days rest since Musial and Mize are coming to town? Maybe this would be a good time to pull a hit and run with Pee Wee and Stanky? etc...".
Strat-O-Matic is the father of Fantasy baseball. It was invented by a guy named Hal Richman and he offered his first set of player-cards in 1961. The first set contained 80 cards. After losing money his first two years, Richman borrowed $5000 from his dad with the understanding that if his idea didn't catch on this time, he would go work in the family business. Richman made a few changes---the main one being the realization that partial sets weren't the way to go. So, he offered his first full-set in 1963 and sales soon took off. Strat-O-Matic baseball has been here to stay ever since.
Well, last night my Strato league completed round-two of our draft and one of the managers, a fella named Amado, decided he just had to have certain ballplayers- JUST HAD TO HAVE THEM, 13 of them to be exact for a ******** $23.95! And he would have had 14 except his $4.70 bid for third-base slugger Andy Pafko was rejected because it put him over his entire team budget. Including the $1 Amado spent for two players in round one, he now has only $1.05 to spend for the 11 Players it will take to fill out his roster--- not even Jim Bowden would want that job. This type of Strato-chaos occurs because of the dangerous and extremely exciting secret-bid auction mechanism. Since no one knows what the others are going to bid, it is very easy to overbid or underbid on a player. I learned this lesson quickly, when in round one I payed $3.10 for pitcher Sheldon Jones when the next highest bid was $1.25---YIKES!
The "Amado Blitz" is one of those events that completely changes everyone elses strategy. Imagine if the NY Yankees had come out of the gates this off-season and immediately signed Johnny Damon, B.J. Ryan, A.J Burnett, Nomar Garciaparra, Kevin Millwood and eight mid-level guys. The chain reaction on the Blue Jays, Dodgers, Red Sox, Rangers, and the entire league would be awesome. A movement like the "Amado Blitz" is akin to a Strato earthquake! Here now is a glimpse of how round-two went down (E-mail communications with our commissioner, Adam Janeiro).
High Noon
I send my Strato-wish list to Commish just before bed on Tuesday night, Dec. 27th. The deadline for second-round bids is Wednesday at Noon. As I lay my Baseball Encyclopedia down and hit the lights, my thoughts are filled with the names and stats of the guys I hope to get in the draft. Strato-Santa is coming to town! Eventually I drift off to sleep with a helpful mantra--- Hermanski, Branca, Elliot, Hermanski, Brancaaaa... On Wednesday morning I awake pleasently from a dream I am having of Brooklyn Dodger outfielder Gene Hermanski low-fiving teammate Carl Furillo and Braves' slugger Bob Elliot at home plate after hitting a game winning home run. I'm the home-plate umpire and I'm laughing, 'What the heck is a Brave doing congratulating a Bum?' My eyes open and first thing out of bed I reach for my American Spirits (Cigs), but can't find them. 'To heck with my morning smoke, I need to check on everyone's bidding status. Santa remember, all I want for X-Mas is Bob Elliot, Gene Hermanski, Ralph Branca, Walker Cooper and a partridge in a pear tree.' I plop into my chair and nudge my sleeping I-Mac awake. Inbox is flashing.
A message from our Commish at 10:36 AM
"Bill's bids are in, waiting only on Amado."
Commish at 11:23 AM
"I'm going to the post office, hopefully Amado's bids will be in when I return."
Our
Commish is all business and is ready to enforce the Noon Deadline with
or without Amado's bids. I hate the fact that the round will get
decided wthout one of the managers, so at 11:24 I send out an urgent
e-mail asking for more time on Amado's behalf.
"Adam,
I think you should give Amado to the end
of the day. I agree with you, it's more fun
if everyone's bids come in. Maybe another warning like
Bloomberg to the Transit Union. It took about three
warnings before Toussaint succumbed to the threat of
penalties. But, if you enforce the noon deadline
I understand.
Carl"
The
next 30 minutes are uneasy. I smoke three American Spirits and down two
cups of Colombian Hazelnut. It's now six minutes before high noon and
no word from Commish. Then at 11:55 I get this E-mail, titled, "round
two part 1 of 5". Amado had made it just in the nick-of-time.
1. Tommy Holmes
Carl: no bid
Adam: .15
Peter&Mark: .90
Bill: $1.50
Chris&Eric: $1.90
Amado: $2.50
2. Nippy Jones
Chris&Eric: no bid
Adam: .15
Bill: .25
Carl: .40
Peter&Mark: .45
Amado: $1.00
3. Eddie Miksis
Amado: no bid
Bill: no bid
Peter&Mark: no bid
Carl: no bid
Eric&Chris: no bid
Adam: no bid
4. Ralph Branca
Bill: $1.65
Peter&Mark: $1.65
Carl: $1.75
Eric&Chris: $2.25
Adam: $2.30
Amado: $3.50
5. Dixie Walker
Eric&Chris: .85
Adam: $1.00
Peter&Mark: $1.10
Bill: $1.15
Carl: $1.30
Amado: $2.00
Wow, Amado, Amado, no bid, Amado gets Branca, Amadooooooo!
Next E-Mail came at 12:06
Part 2/Round 2
6. Dutch McCall
No bids
7. Hank Borowy
No bids
8. Andy Pafko
Peter& Mark: no bid
Carl: no bid
Eric&Chris: no bid
Adam: $2.15
Bill: $2.55
Amado $4.70
9. Joe Hatten
Bill: .40
Peter&Mark: .55
Carl: $1.00
Adam: $1.00
Eric&Chris: $2.25
Amado: $2.70
10. Ewell Blackwell
Amado: no bid
Peter&Mark: no bid
Carl: .30
Bill: .35
Eric&Chris: .50
Adam: .55
Amado---Pafko-$4.70!!!!!! Holy **it!
E-Mail 12:21
Part 3/Round 2
11. Bama Rowell
Adam: no bid
Eric&Chris: no bid
Peter&Mark: no bid
Bill: no bid
Carl: no bid
Amado: .60
12. Claude Corbitt
Bill: no bid
Adam: no bid
Carl: no bid
Eric&Chris: no bid
Peter&Mark: .30
Amado: $1.00
13. Grady Hatton
Bill: no bid
Eric&Chris: no bid
Adam: .20
Carl: .30
Peter&Mark: .45
Amado: .80
14. Walker Cooper
Peter&Mark: no bid
Eric&Chris: no bid
Adam: .60
Amado: .65
Bill: $1.35
Carl: $1.45
15. Bob Elliott
Peter&Mark: $1.45
Amado: $1.80
Bill: $2.05
Adam: $2.95
Eric&Chris: $3.25
Carl: $3.40
Amado, Amado, Amado, YES, Cooper and Elliot are mine! Unbelievable, finally Amado goes low. Thank you Amado!
The rest of round two was mostly Amado, but I did get Hermanski
(Thanks Santa) and for a reasonable $2.25. After two rounds I now have
pitchers Preacher Roe, Sheldon Jones and Ken Heitzelman. Bob Elliot
is my third baseman, Walker Cooper is my catcher and Gene Hermanski is
my right fielder. I have $11.90 left for the 20 players to fill out my
roster.
To be fair to Amado, he did fill most of his positions and put
together quite a fearsome four for his Starting Rotation. Take a Look!
Amado's Fearsome Foursome
1. Warren Spahn ($3.30)
2. Johnny Vander Meer ($3.60)
3. Ralph Branca ($3.50)
4. Joe Hatten ($2.70)

Carl the Cabbie