Looper-Fading Under The Stars!

Recently I had the pleasure of being contacted by famed Sports Astrologer, Andrea Mallis. She's been a Metropolitan fan for over 30 years, since the "Ya Gotta Believe" Mets of 1973. For all Met fans still suffering from Looper's bloopers after last night's disaster in Atlanta, I would like to share with you a reading of Braden Looper's astrological chart from 8/26/05. Maybe Willie should be conferring with Andrea instead of Rick Peterson the next time he makes a call to the bullpen.

Braden Looper (Intense Scorpio)

October 28, 1974 Weatherford, Oklahoma
The end of August through mid-September looks like an endurance test for closer Braden Looper. Difficult Saturn aspects create heavy, internal pressure and inhibition—clearly not the best traits for a closer down the stretch. It’s a tedious time of burdensome responsibilities, testing of character, and hard work. Physical energy is at an all time low, and he should get as much rest as possible. His health is at risk, in many cases as a direct result of a depressed or somber mental outlook. Ambitions are thwarted or delayed, and he may receive criticism and disapproval. He may have difficulties with his spine, lower back, or heart. Problems with those in authority can also occur during this time.

For anyone who would like to read more about the Mets chances under the Stars, check out Andrea Mallis' article from 8/26/05: 
Famous Sports Astrologer Andrea Mallis Discusses The Mets